Top 10 reasons to breed,

10. Thought the house was too orderly

9. Never did like having a full night's sleep

8. Wanted my vet to get a new BMW

7. Thought the furniture looked too nice

6. Love the sounds of puppies morning, noon, afternoon, evening, midnight, pre-dawn, etc.

5. Garden and backyard needed renovations and didn't want to pay a gardener

4. Neighbors didn't complain enough

3. Kids weren't enough of a challenge

2. If you can train and show one dog, why not 10?

1. Wanted to see if spouse really meant those vows